“ Obama replied that his choice not to put his hand on his heart is a behavior that “would disqualify about three-quarters of the people who have ever gone to a football game or baseball game. ”

Barack, keepin’ it real.

Obama fights back on questions about his patriotism - CNN.com

Vista Promotional Video

via Geeks Are Sexy

“ Schools scramble to find questionable meat ”

I didn’t know there was a shortage.

Poorly written headline by the Los Angeles Times

“ Military unready for homeland attack, says study ”

Great, we’ve still got a few more months until the military coup. I hope it’s not before my birthday.

Poorly thought out headline provided by CNN.com

What David Lynch thinks about watching movies on your iPhone. “Get real!”

“ I guess they’ll sell a ton of pizzas to people with no social life who are sitting in front of computers. ”

One critic’s response to the new Domino’s online Pizza Tracker.

via Geeks are Sexy.

Pen Garde!

dcr:

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword is preferable in physical combat.

Not if the pen is made by Sharpie.

Oh, I kill me.

Voted in the Florida primary last night...

Seeing a woman and a black man on the ballot for President of the United States was a beautiful thing. This is the America I want to live in. I really though it would have taken longer for something like this to happen. I’m glad it happened sooner than I anticipated.

I am now a huge Montel Williams fan.

the greatest americans
have not been born yet

they are waiting patiently
for the rest to die

Saul Williams, Said the Shotgun to the Head

Damn Verizon

So I capture this photo of an oil slick in a WalMart parking lot, but I couldn’t post it because of Verizon’s image size messaging limit. What a crock. I guess I’ll post it on the other site after I transfer it from my phone.